Wednesday, February 4, 2009
theater and the cheesy lines
today, during the theater class
our group got to present one short skit
the basic plot is this:
scene 1
mr. A meets a girl no.1 jogging in the park
he stops her and tries to persuade her to date him
he drops a cheesy line here that goes smth like
'hey, did it hurt?'
girl says, 'huh..?' *confused*
'when you fell down from heaven'
'er..?'
'cuz you're an angel'
haha, lame right?
nyways, she rejects and jogs away
scene 2
mr. A feels hot and tired so walks into starbucks
he sees girls no. 2&3 talking by a table
he walks over and tries to persuade 'em to date him
he drops another cheesy line
'is your father a terrorist?'
girl no.2 says, 'excuse me..?'
'cuz you're the bomb'
(the class starts laughing quite loudly ^^''')
the girls get grossed out and leaves
scene 3
mr. B (me) is a shopkeeper of a camera shop
girls 4&5 drops by the shop and wonders which camera to buy
mr. A approaches and smacks one of the girls
girls are horrified and mr. B is blur
mr. A says hi to mr. B and while pointing towards the back of the shop,
he tells mr. B that barak obama is trying to steal cameras from the shop
so mr. B runs off after obama
mr. A then drops another cheesy line (smth about bakers and buns) to the girls
and the enraged girls leave
scene 4
girls no. 1,2,3,4&5 all meets up and talks about mr. A
mr. A shows up and says yet another cheesy line
the girls get angry and makes a commotion
then mr. B comes and pulls away mr. A
both of 'em talk and when things got pretty heaty, mr. A slaps mr. B
mr. B gets angry and does a kung fu stance
mr. A follows suit
both of 'em start fighting until mr. B emerges as the winner
girls rushes to him and mr. B walks off with them
scene 5
mr. B trots over and helps mr. A, who's lying on the ground, to his feet
then mr. B thanks mr. A for helping him out and pays him cash
mr. A recives the cash and says, ' do it yourself next time alright?'
mr. B nods+grins, 'thanks'
and then walks toward the girls
~end~
yeap yeap, it was quite poorly done though cuz last minute changes and stuff
but overall, it was quite good =)
the funny thing was, the kung fu fight was suppose to be the hit of the skit but the cheesy lines received more laughters instead
oh well, haha
